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Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Sterotypes

There are 3 types of people in my dictionary.(Well, not really only 3. More of the prominent 3.) The WTFs, bimbos/himbos and the biatches.

WTFs are the just wtfs lah. What they do(to get this title)? Ask questions that have answers so obvious that it is almost right smacked in their faces. The best thing is that they totally expect you to tell them the answer. *Roll eyes* The next best thing about them is when you have said the answer and your tone's kinda irritated, they ask the 2nd time. Yes. You get what I mean now.

Bimbos/himbos are just bimbos/himbos. Your everyday-taking-tuna-for-chicken-legally-blonde and for guys your over-rated SNAG(sensitive new age guy). Not just SNAG. Its over-rated. The originals are fine. Well, its the mutated ones that are.. well, himbos. Enough said. Clear enough to understand.

Finally, biatches. Its not bitches. Biatches. Again they have been mutated. Bitches are not as bad as these guys. Kinda like the cross of a bitch and an Ah Lian. Bitches are hot, sexy people whereas biatches... well, no offense, gross like green goo/slim. Why? Reason being mutated. They don't get the entire pure essence of a bitch. Full stop. As simple as that. However, a bitch is like a dormant volcano waiting to errupt. A biatch is like someone who has diarrhea. They just can't stop. But they are much easier to handle than the real bitch herself.


Personally, I like biatches. Well, interlectually more challenging. *Sniger*

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